Yes, Mistress.
Hear comes the boot, the lash, and the cat-o-nine-tails, all at once.
Ouch.
I repeat: there will be no complaint from you, silly servant of the Mistress.
Okay...
Friday, August 22, 2008
Self-Sadism: or, the morning I lost my mind
Before I tear into de Sade, I must continue the self-flagellation I began on my other blog. I am single-handedly responsible for the mortal illness of my dear Mercury Grand Marquis, by driving it on NO OIL. Therefore, Leah, servant, please bend over for Leah Master and take your punishment like a man. When I kick your ass, I want to hear no whinging. Is this clear?
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Ouch. Not funny. Don't like seeing you like this. I need a drink. Severus, can you help me honey? No. No whipping. Let's just stir.
Told you I lost my mind!
I need a fucking drink. BOB!!! My Leah has gone wacky on me and Severus is just a pain in the ass. No really, the whip thing is painful. Honey, help me. Please. Skeeter, you know writing rules. Where the hell are you when I need you. God, is anyone here? I'm in agony.
Gee, Leah, I thought it was a noble try. You did get in the requisite "Yes, Mistress" and that helps. Maybe it's just me, but I was under the impression that the more of those sorts of affirmations, the merrier, you know? No matter, keep up the faith dear. You write very well.
Suzanne, I am right here ... typing a little more slowly than usual though because of the broken bones in the right hand. I would be happy to drink with you - if you don't mind me hoisting a toast with the left hand.
Best wishes to you both,
Skeeter
Hey, stop beating your self up about this. It's a car. Cars are replacable. Now if you had driven you husband with No Oil, that would be another story. HAHAHAHAH
It's just a car dear. You are fine and Hedgehog is fine and everyone is fine ... all is well that ends well. Just down a bunch of money and some inconcenience.
Best wishes,
Skeeter
hey leah,
i'd be whipping myself too. if i drove on no oil (and that's a distinct possibility)
just stop before you draw blood, ok?
love
k
Well, just topped by to say "Hi!" and see how things are going. Hope to read your next adventure soon!
Best wishes,
Skeeter
This comment page is too funny!!! Skeeter's killin' me and Cece, well, you know Cece, forget it! And Kylie. What a little smart ass.
The car will recover. However, I'm not sure I will.
XO
That suddenly got my thinking...when was the last fucking time that I checked the OIL in my car? I didn't even know I was supposed to...I mean, isn't that what my partner is for?
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