Mistress MJ held a contest to determine the owner of an enormous disembodied penis. I, in my brilliant deductive powers, guessed correctly. Yes, I did, and I'm proud of it.
Said penis was uncircumsized, which got me thinking about the whole question of cut or uncut. In my girlhood, I only once "experienced" an uncircumcized one (I say girlhood because my time as a peripatetic, and yes, that's a noun too, ended when I met Sarge nearly two decades ago!). Needless to say, it seems a little exotic and even peculiar to me. I suppose in England and generally abroad, where circumcision is more rare, the opposite is true, but being the American girl I am, well, the plain and unadorned version is most familiar and preferred. I guess it's really whatever you're used to.
So when my old boyfriend first revealed his be-foreskinned penis to me, I must say I was quite startled, even though he had at least had the presence of mind to warn me (had other girls before me been surprised and not always pleasantly? Perhaps he learned from bitter experience). I got used to it, sort of. But it always seemed like extra work to get to the actual object, and I always worried that somehow the act of peeling was painful; it seemed unnatural to peel; separating skin from skin is usually only done in a ripping fashion...eurgh...of course that's all suggestion, not reality...
so I'll leave anyone who stops by to ponder: cut? uncut? preferences? predilections? or familarity by default?
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
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I've never witnessed an uncut penis in real life...and unless some act of God occurs I never will because I plan on sticking with my current penis until I croak...so I guess I'd have to go with cut.
RC, you brave lady for posting a comment to this post! And yes, me and my current penis are soul-mates.
Both are beautiful but if given a choice I say UNCUT.
More to play with!
Fair enough, fair enough.
Always like reading your writing Leah and today I learned something new - peripatetic. Interesting word. I had become so accustomed to my unadorned, monosyllabic ways too ...
Best wishes,
Skeeter
men say we're strange but uncut men used to terrify me too... I'd read a story about a guy who tore his, and after that I kept my legs crossed for several months.
Its not so much a preference as a fear of hurting someone...
I did have to ask about the balls though (having no idea that one is lower than the other in my virgin days) I asked one of my older guy friends, is it broken? Does that mean hes weird?
Needless to say he only laughed at me.
Your prize is in the mail.
Let's hope it gets through customs.
We'll await your book review.
What? You think this prize comes without conditions?
Hi Skeeter!
Hi Tachae--okay, I must admit, I didn't notice that one was lower than the other. Guess I'll have to investigate more closely...
MJ, one book report will be forthcoming!
Can't wait to read another book report, Leah.
Best wishes,
Skeeter
this post reminds me of the argument i had with my mother about my boys.
This post reminds me of a quote I saw somewhere on the web:
"If a guy tells you its big, then it's small. If a guy tells you it's small, then it's small."
What more could I possibly say?
I was circumsized against my will. Actually they say uncut is more pleasurable for the man. I will never know.
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